Friday, November 21, 2008

Michael Jackson converts to islam

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!1!111ONE

Can't say I'm surprised to hear this. This is actually a perfect fit for Michael Mikaeel Jackson, divinely sanctioned pedophilia.

I think Mikaeel was blackmailed to convert to islam so as not pay over $10 million to Sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa who lent Mikaeel the money.NDTV

Troubled pop star Michael Jackson has converted to Islam and changed his name to Mikaeel.

Jackson, 50, was dressed in the Islamic garb as he pledged his allegiance to the Koran at a friend's house in Los Angeles. He sat on the floor as an Imam was called to officiate the ceremony.

Jackson, who was raised a Jehovah's Witness, decided to convert after discussing religion with a music producer and songwriter on his new album - both of them converts to Islam.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That there's one sick, twisted sack of shit. I know laser guided bombs don't typically just fall off the wing by accident, but maybe just this one time? Like when those poor unfortunate children are at the dentist or the zoo or something ... perhaps when Catsef Steveslam is over for afternoon tea ...