Omar "Goat Humping" Bakri addresses conference at London primary school

Omar "Goat Humping" Bakri addressed a group of muslims at a London primary school via an internet link-up. "Goat Humping" Bakri for the establishment of an islamic state in Britain and also gave his followers advice on how to properly hold a goat during intercourse so it won't kick you in the groin. Telegraph

Dozens of Muslims attended the rally at Sudbury Primary School in Harrow, north London, to hear Bakri preach for 40 minutes over the telephone from his exiled home in Lebanon.

The 51-year-old has been living in the country since 2005, having been banned from returning to Britain after he fled his London home after the July 7 attacks.

Bakri told his followers: "The existence of the Islamic state is a necessity for justice to be established, a necessity for the people in order to keep away from personal desire and greed.

"I believe the way forward is Islam. It is time to go back to basics. I believe Islam is the future."

The conference was organised by Bakri's right-hand man Anjem Choudary. the former head of the extremist group Al Muhajiroun. A panel of three other speakers also spoke at the gathering to mark 85 years since the Islamic state Khilasah was abolished by Kemal Ataturk in 1924.