Kim Jong Il's secret military bunker found

I bet it looks exactly like his base in Team America.
Telegraph

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il has constructed a military command centre in a hollowed-out mountain close to the Chinese border from where he plans to fight a guerrilla campaign should his nation be invaded or engulfed in civil unrest.

Beneath a lavish palace used by the North Korean supreme leader, the interior of Mount Baekdusan has been excavated and can store helicopters and fighter jets that can take off from a nearby airfield, according to the military analysis experts of the Kanwa Information Centre's Hong Kong bureau.[...]

"We believe this would be the last place that the present regime would retreat to and try to conduct a campaign such as we are presently seeing in Afghanistan," he said.

And if the worst came to the worst, he added, the Chinese border is a short helicopter flight away and Beijing is expected to offer Kim and his closest aides sanctuary.