Truth In Sarcasm, its not really funny but you do laugh at it.
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Friday, October 7, 2011
Its Not Really Funny Is It?
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Friday, June 3, 2011
U.K. Counters Terrorists by Redirecting Them to U.S. Cupcake Recipes
After they were all prepped and ready to start making bombs in moms kitchen... I wonder How many Al Qaida Rejects have followed the directions and made cupcakes now, or better yet how many have bookmarked the cupcake website.
Foxnews
LONDON -- Would-be terrorists searching the Internet for tips on how to build bombs were instead taught how to bake the perfect cupcake after an intervention by British intelligence, London's The Daily Telegraph reported Thursday.
Intelligence agency MI6 launched the cyber operation against jihadi magazine, Inspire, in an attempt to hamper attempts by Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsular (AQAP) to attract "lone wolf" terrorists.
Surfers trying to download the English-language magazine's "Make a bomb in the Kitchen of your Mom" feature were instead redirected to a site boasting recipes for "The Best Cupcakes in America."
The baking site, which is published by "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," promises treats for "today's sweet-toothed hipsters" including the mojito cupcake, made using white rum and vanilla buttercream.
The 67-page Inspire contains instructions on how to make rudimentary pipe bombs using sugar, match heads and a miniature lightbulb.
Sunday, April 17, 2011
The Beer-Fueled Arcade Machine
Only in America.
Foxnews
Who said you can't drink and drive?
Not only does the Octane 120 Beer Arcade Machine ($6,000) support it, it even includes a kegerator behind the rear seat — with a secondary tap in the dash — so you don't have to pull over to get a refill.
Other features include leather wrapping on the fully adjustable, force-feedback steering wheel and on the seat, metal gas, clutch, and brake pedals, a Full HD projector up front, an integrated gaming PC with 200 racing and arcade video games and PS3 connectivity for good measure, a conveniently placed cup holder, and the ability to swerve with impunity.
Friday, April 1, 2011
3-Year-Old Asks Cops if They 'Found His Mom's Weed'
Foxnews
Talk about a 'pot'-ty mouth.
Police officers in Austin, Texas, say they were questioning a woman about some outstanding warrants when she began acting suspicious -- eventually prompting her 3-year-old son to ask if they had “found his mom’s weed,” MyFoxAustin.com reports.
The officers became suspicious when the woman, Johnisha Terry, 22, grabbed at her feet. Terry was pulled out of the vehicle in which she was riding, and one officer noticed scattered marijuana around the seat’s floorboard, according to an affidavit.
As police searched the vehicle, the boy started to chat with the officers and eventually asked them if they found his mom’s weed, according to the report.
Sunday, February 6, 2011
BreadMan
And I thought all the Riots were over the High cost of Food.
I think this Guy was going for the Berzerker effect, You know the "don't fucking mess with me because I'm a crazed lunatic that will tear your ass apart"
Maybe he was trying to get a new Puppy to play with him, No , They don't like dogs.
Either wat that is alot of fatty meat to put on a sandwich.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Polygamist Pummeled by Wives for Planning Fifth Marriage
Too Damn Funny.
It did not turn out so good for this guy two Weeks ago. Weasel Zippers
AOL news
Ishaq was reportedly attending a friend's wedding reception with his third wife when his first two spouses, identified as Mehvish and Uzma, arrived with a score to settle, according to The Telegraph.
The wives showed up with relatives and reportedly began overturning tables and threatening Ishaq's life, then attacked their husband with their shoes until police hauled them away.
Uzma told the press that her husband deserved to be beaten.
"We know that he is trying to marry a fifth time, and he should be publicly humiliated for his behavior," she reportedly stated.
But Ishaq says the number of his wives has been greatly exaggerated -- adding that his first two wives have filed for divorce and are trying to force him to sell his home. He called their accusations "a blatant lie."
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Headline of the Day .
Obama Is Set to Shuffle His Staff
Michele must be Pissed at him?
But seriously, it don't get much funnier than that.
NY Times
WASHINGTON — President Obama is planning the first major reorganization of his administration, preparing to shuffle several positions in the West Wing as he tries to fortify his political team for the realities of divided government and his own re-election.
The president is studying how to maximize the power of the executive branch, advisers said, seeking insight from veterans of previous administrations and fresh advice from business leaders to guide the second half of his term.
He is reviewing the restructuring plan during the holidays, aides said, and intends to make the first announcements in the opening days of January.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Finger-Flipping Crosswalk Sign Fixed
Hilarious.(NSFW)
Foxnews
There's "Walk," "Don't Walk" and "Say WHAT!?!?"
A “Don’t Walk” signal at a crosswalk in Spokane, Wash., sent a most impolite message to pedestrians on Wednesday, "flipping the bird" at people waiting on the corner until the city got around to fixing it.
The electronic sign's raised hand, the universal signal to stop, was working fine. But it was missing some fingers -- two on the left and one on the right -- leaving the middle digit proudly standing alone.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
'Four Lions' Film Tries to Prove Terrorists Can Be Funny
A Funny Terrorist movie?
Foxnews
Terrorism is certainly not a light nor a laughable issue, but that doesn't mean you can't make a comedy about it.
At least that's what British filmmaker Chris Morris hopes.
He has created four fictitious jihadists for the big screen in the uber-black, slapstick comedy “Four Lions,” centered on their idiotic attempts to execute an attack.
Among the antics, the buffoons pathetically attempt to make bombs, convince a dim-witted neighbor they are a band, sing “Toploader” on their mission, and struggle to string together a sentence without cracking up during the making of their martyrdom videos.
While Morris managed to take the sensitive issue of “homegrown terrorists” and make it shockingly farcical and funny, he never actually set out to court controversy, but rather to portray the ridiculousness embedded in the world of extremism.
“I was reading about a serious subject, but kept finding things that were very silly. For example, there were some guys in Yemen that wanted to blow up a U.S. warship with an exploding boat; they got to the quayside at 3 in the morning. They put their launch in the water and filled it with explosives and it sank," Morris told Pop Tarts. “Then there were these Canadians that wanted to assassinate the Canadian Prime Minister, but forgot his name.”
Monday, October 25, 2010
LHC dismisses petition against use of pig fat in potato chips
Excuse me are those chips Halal?
How funny would it be if Pakistanis have been choking down bags of chips made with a Pig fat extract!
Daily Times
LAHORE: Justice Irfan Qadir of the Lahore High Court (LHC) on Thursday dismissed a petition challenging the use of a colour extracted from pig fat in a renowned brand of potato chips available in the market.
The petition was moved by a citizen, Muhammad Yousaf Ansari. The petitioner submitted that ingredients of the chips included a colour E-631, which was allegedly extracted from pig fat. He said a research conducted by an American scientist, Dr Amjad Khan, proved that the colour was prepared from pig fat. He said such a product was prohibited in Islam and also by the constitution, and its sale should be stopped immediately.
Friday, September 17, 2010
George Michael placed in solitary cell
Solitary Confinement for George , Apparently Someone can't handle it inside the Pokey .
hindustantimes
Imprisoned popstar George Michael has been placed in solitary confinement after being taunted by jail inmates. The Careless Whispers hitmaker who was sentenced to eight weeks for drug driving, is in Pentonville Prison, North London, a high-risk unit which houses rapists and
paedophiles.
The 47-year-old has now been placed in a segregation unit after prison governors decided it was too risky to put the singer in with the general prison population
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Promised economic reforms get under way in communist Cuba; 500,000 state workers to lose jobs
HA HA !
Well there you go , another communist country going bust .
Poor Fidel what is he to do ?
Oh well lay off 500,000 workers yeah that will do the trick .
Just a thought though , do you think that Obama and his Assclowns that subscribe to his socialist views will take notice ? or do you think they will just try to come up with a slightly different tactic to still support Communist/socialist views ?
And what are the Hollywood elite to do about their beloved Comrade and his communist country ? I smell a Fundraiser or a Charity being born !
Foznews
HAVANA – HAVANA (AP) — The big economic changes Cuba's communist leaders have been promising for years appear finally to be happening in earnest — and they will be hard.
Cuba on Monday said it is laying off nearly half a million workers, an eye-popping figure in any country, but especially in a nation where the government so totally dominates the economy.
The shift would mean that one-tenth of the island's 5.1 million-strong work force will be looking for jobs in the private sector by April 2011, a drastic change that could mean a radically altered economic outlook, especially for Cubans in their 20s and 30s who have known nothing but a paternalistic communist system ushered in by Fidel Castro in his 1959 revolution.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Sweden reopens Wikileaks founder rape investigation
Even if these accusations are false it is pretty funny , just the thought of this Douche squirming in his loafers is Priceless.
BBC
A senior Swedish prosecutor has ordered the reopening of a rape investigation into Wikileaks founder Julian Assange.
Public Prosecutions Director Marianne Ny said there was "reason to believe a crime has been committed" and the crime was classified as rape.
Last week prosecutors cancelled an arrest warrant for Mr Assange on accusations of rape and molestation, saying he was no longer suspected.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Ex Pres Carter gets the Big Blow off by comrade KimJong I l
What Hilarity is this , All the lead up to Jimmy Carter's big trip to North Korea And he gets Blown Off By Little Kimmie !
Carters disappointment in the whole ordeal ...He is not the one doing the Blowing !
Seriously though , Maybe Mr Carter will help to free the American Ass Clown , Aijalon Mahli Gomes , I'd like to see the guy rot for awhile longer though , only to learn a valuable lesson , Do not tempt fate with a Crazy ass Communist Dictator that your Homeland has Pissed off .
Foxnews
BEIJING (AP) — North Korea's reclusive leader Kim Jong Il was in China Thursday on his second visit this year to his country's biggest source of diplomatic and financial support, according to teachers at a school he visited.
The visit, which has not been announced by either country, is highly unusual, coming just three months after the last visit of Kim, who rarely travels and when he does goes by train. It came particularly as a surprise because former U.S. President Jimmy Carter is in North Korea and many had speculated the two would meet.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad survives 'assassination attempt'
What ? Somebody in Iran does not like their fearless leader ! What a shocker.
Telegraph UK
Al Arabiya television said an attacker threw a bomb at Mr Ahmadinejad's convoy before being detained.
A home-made bomb exploded near the convoy, a source from the president's office told Reuters, but Mr Ahmadinejad, who was travelling from an airport in the western city of Hamadan to give a speech in a sports arena, was unharmed.
One person had been arrested, the Iranian source said.
The website khabaronline.ir reported that the president's car was about 100 yards away from the site of the blast.
The website said it had no information about whether other people were injured.
"The explosion caused a lot of smoke," it said.
However, an official from Mr Ahmadinejad's media office told AFP that the president's motorcade had not been attacked by a grenade. The explosion was from a firecracker, he said.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
When Donkeys Fly !
WTF ? Whoever thought that this was a good Idea , was seriously Impaired at the time .
The Donkey is O.K. But the Kids that saw it are Traumatized !
Foxnews
MOSCOW — Authorities in Russia are opening an animal cruelty probe into a weekend stunt on a beach in southern Russia in which a donkey parasailed high over the surf.
Amateur video footage showed men attaching a parasail harness to the trembling mule. The English-language Kremlin news channel Russia Today reported that sunbathers were distressed at the sight of the flying donkey, which brayed in fear as it glided above the bay for half an hour.
Russia Today reported the donkey was shell-shocked but survived.
Reports said the donkey flight was a promotional stunt. Employees of a leisure firm in the village of Golubitskaya on the Azov Sea could face two years in prison if they are charged and convicted of animal cruelty.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
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